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THE EYELASH KISS

A variation of this eye kiss can be practiced as a tender diversion. After an intense period
of “soul or “vacuum kissing” has been indulged in and both lovers lie back tiredly,
looking into each other’s eyes , the-young man should lean over the face of the girl. But,
instead of implanting his lips on hers, he should bring his cheek into direct contact with
her cheek again. Then, when this is done, he should lower his eyelash so that they
enmesh with the eyelash of his partner. This, of course, is done one eye at a time. And
when the enmeshing process is complete, each should gently raise and lower his or her
eyelids. The contact of the hair of the eyelash is one that is almost indescribable. Suffice
it to say, it is a charming bypath in the meadows of love that is pleasant, provocative and
yet not exhausting.

THE “PAIN” KISS

A while back, mention was made of the “Pain kiss.” It is with this seemingly paradoxical
pleasure that we shall deal with now. First of all, it is necessary to explain that, although
an act can be painful, it can still be pleasurable. The explanation is merely another
indication of the variability of human nature. To begin, there are some people who derive
an extreme pleasure out of being whipped or burned or beaten. There is no rational
explanation for this strange, delight. The fact remains that they react pleasurably to pain.
These people are called masochists. Similarly, there are other people who derive the same
pleasure out of being the ones who inflict pain or perform the beating. Their abnormality,
too, is inexplicable. They are called sadists.
The point is this: these people have these strange desires in extremes. But normal people
have similar desires but they are not so strong. They are present only in minute degrees.
That is why some of us deliberately uncover ourselves in cold weather or continue to pick
at a sore tooth although the act pains us. It is for this reason that most of us are able to
derive pleasure from the “pain kiss.”
The “pain kiss” is simply a tiny bite, a love nip.
Catullus, who knew his kissing, if we are to judge from the many poems he left on the
subject, once rote:
Whom wilt thou for thy lover choose?
Whose shall they call thee, false one, whose?
Who shall thy darted kisses sip,
While thy keen love-bites scar his lip?

THE “NIP” KISS

Horace, another Roman, whose kissing proclivities have come down through the ages
because of his love poems, also wrote something about the “nip-kiss” when he said:
Or on thy lips, the fierce, fond boy
Marks with his teeth the furious joy.
So you see, it is perfectly normal people, if you can call poets normal people, who
indulge in the “pain kiss” and derive intense pleasure from it. Punishment, after all, can
be more than painful. For instance, in another poem, a poet says:
And if she dared her lips to pout,
Like many pert young misses,
I’d wind my arms her waist about
And punish her with kisses.
Naturally, in the “nip-kiss” the kisser is not supposed to open his mouth like the maw of a
lion. and then sink his fangs into the delicate-flesh of the kissee. Ridiculous! The
procedure is the same as the ordinary kiss except that, instead of closing your lips with
the kiss, you leave them slightly. open and, as though you were going to nibble on a
delicious tid-bit, take a playful nip into either the nape of the neck, the cheek or the lips.
just a nip is enough. And the resultant pleasure, I assure you, will more than compensate
for the slight inconvenience of pain.
Now there might be some of you who may wonder why such kissing subterfuges and
substitutes are necessary. It is only that man is a questing animal. He is never satisfied
with the ordinary and commonplace because the commonplace, after a time, becomes
very boring. Not that I mean to infer that the usual “lip-kiss” is commonplace..
Absolutely not. The “lip-kiss,” as I have mentioned before, is the piece de resistance, the
main course in the “banquet of love” as the poet, Qvid, called it. But imagine a meal in
which there were seven courses of filet mignon or seven courses of lobster. You’d get sick
and tired of a tender filet after the third course, wouldn’t you? And after the second
lobster, you wouldn’t be able to look a lobster in the eye, that is, providing a lobster has
eyes. So you see why it is that if the lip-kiss were indulged in exclusively, you would
reach a point where it would lose all of its rapturous savor.

VARIATION, KISSES ARE THE SPICE OF LOVE

A variation 6f the “lip-kiss” can be performed very nicely. Instead of pressing the lips
together at one spot, start at one corner of the mouth and brush your closed lips across the
entire mouth. A variation of this, in turn, is to part your lips slightly and, with the tip of
your tongue in the groove that separates the two lips, brush your lips from side to side.
Naturally, .additional variations to this last variation suggest themselves immediately to

the aware practitioner of the kiss. In fact, to such a person there should come up hundreds
of other variations to titillate and titivate the senses.
One such variation suggests itself. Technically, it is not exactly a variation but simply a
variation in the technique of the ordinary “lip-kiss.” It employs the use of the “.delayed
action” in its execution. The old story of the fox and the grapes which were tantalizingly
dangled over his head is the foundation for the method. Simply, the procedure is this: just
before lowering your lips for the kiss, instead of planting the kiss, draw your head back
again. Then, hold your lips in readiness but do not-kiss. Hold this position for as long as
possible the while you smile tantalizingly into the eyes of the girl. Finally, when both you
and she can stand the suspense no longer, then lower your lips, Slowly, as slowly as you
possibly can, and imprint the seal of-love onto the avid mouth of your loved one. After
that, the technique calls for no specific action. Kissing, like loving, is instinctive.

ELECTRIC KISSING PARTIES

Some few years ago, a very peculiar kissing custom arose which deserves mention here
because, from it, we can learn how to adapt the method to our modem devices. At that
time, when young people got together, they held, what was then known as, “electric
kissing parties.” Young people are ever on ‘ the outlook for novel ways of entertaining
themselves. In fact, when ether was first developed as an anesthetic, the young bloods of
the town used to form “ether-sniffing” parties in which they got a perfectly squiffy ether
“jag.” But to return to the “electric kisses.” An excerpt from a contemporary writer will,
perhaps, give us some idea of what happened.
“The ladies and gentlemen range themselves about the room. In leap year the ladies
select a partner, and together they shuffle about on the carpet until they are charged with
electricity , the lights in the room having been first turned low. Then they kiss in the dark;
and make the sparks fly for the amusement of the onlookers.”
The same sort of experiment could be performed nowadays, on cold, dry nights when the
air is overloaded with electricity. But be certain that neither you nor your partner touches
each other after shuffling furiously on the carpet with your feet. Merely lean over slowly
and, when your lips are about half an inch apart, slow the process down even more until
the spark jumps. However, considerable practice should be had before this kiss variation
can be done successfully. The natural reaction to this sort of shock is to pull away from
each other. But, try to resist this natural impulse because, if you do not kiss the moment
after the shock has been perpetrated, the pleasure will be all gone.
Once you have practiced this for Some time, you will become so innured to the slight
shock that you will seek more potent electric shocks. These can be obtained with the use
of an electric vibrator or in fact, any device that is worked from a battery and a coil which
steps up the weak 3 volts of the battery. Shooting galleries have electricity testing devices
of this nature which have two handles. No matter what you use, the method is as
following: first you take hold of one pole of the live wire, of the handle of the machine, if
that is what you are using. Then, your partner should take hold of the other pole, or

handle. This done, bring your lips together until there is about an eighth of an inch
separating your lips. At this moment, turn the rheostat that increases the current. As soon
as the charge is strong enough, a sudden, intense spark will jump the gap of your lips.
Again, learn not to flinch but to seize hold of the opportunity of bringing your lips
together in a grand, climactic kiss. The advantage of this, method is that you can regulate
the electrical charges go that, when you become innured to one strength, you can increase
the current almost indefinitely.
A word of warning, however, is apropos here. Be satisfied with the current generated by
this battery set. Don’t be like a young friend of mine who discovered that the battery set,
even at its highest output, was too weak for him and his partner. Being of an experimental
nature, he decided to see what would happen were he to use the ordinary house current as
the electrical stimulus. And so, together with his partner, he placed himself in front of an
electric wall outlet into which he had screwed a plug and a wire whose end had been,
frayed so that the two wires were separated. Taking hold of one wire, he advised the girl
to take hold of the other., Then, using the usual “electric-kiss” technique, he bent over
and started to bring his lips slowly towards the girl’s lips. He got as far as about half an
inch from her lips, and that’s all. Because, a moment later, he saw a blinding flame sear
across his eyes and he felt an enormous blow jolt him off his feet. When he came to
enough to realize where he was, he found himself asprawl on the floor, his girl friend in a
similar position a few feet away. The result was a pair of burned lips and a combined
determination to stick to the old fashioned way of kissing. The burned lip will always
spurn the flame.